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Genre: Punk Hometown: Florida-Ft. Lauderdale Members: Charles Mogg, Will Mogg, Big Guinea Mike Alt site: http://www.reverbnation.com/noreturns Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/NoReturnsAndTheAnonymousGuitarsHouseBand Joined: 08/24/12 03:41:05 Status: New Artist Rated: 1 ratings, average is 5.00 out of 5.00

Many moons ago an alliance was formed, with the potential for evil. Armed with the powers of punk, ska, reggae, metal, x-ray vision (thank you ladies), telekinesis... and karate, they ventured forth and rocked their asses off, corrupting the souls of the innocent in the process

No one knows for sure their true identities (and we're pretty sure that you have stopped reading by now), but they are rumored to be:

Charles Mogg - Master of karate, guitar, lead vocals, and pelvic thrusts
Big Guinea Mike - Bass Guitar, backing vocals, x-ray vision and awkward reactions
William "The Wild Man" Mogg - Drums of Doom, backing vocals, telekinesis and the flying drumsticks of death

NoFX, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, The Aquabats!, The Dead Milkmen, The Specials